Which would you rather, three and a half hours in a car with your offspring on a journey back home or an hour and a half clearing dog doodles from the back garden? Thought as much I prefer the Dog Doodle duty too.
Much of my life revolves round shit either clearing it, wading through it or landing in it. I do dog shit, chicken shit, rat shit and the small boy shit though luckily now the boys are older it is only on rare occasions such as just now when Bog Boy was going a little red in the face from calling me while I studiously tried to ignore him. Tonight he won and I wiped his bum.
Me: I really think you should be able to do this on you own now Bog Boy
Him: Yes Mummy. I will try in future.
Me: Well I should hope so. I mean it isn’t going to look good when you are older is it?
Him: No Mum
Me: I mean what on earth will happen when you are a teenager?
Him: I’m going to wipe my bottom all by myself because you will be gone and dead….
7 comments:
An interesting dose of reality from Bog Boy.
Oh, my. Sigh; groan.
Miss Sadie - Bog Boy is very pragmatic, actually too pragmatic!
Ah, how touching that he cares for you so much...
Where would we be without a little shit in our lives. Legend jnr almost dumped in a showroom toilet, in the window no less. He had gathered quite a crowd before we noticed he was missing
mrsnesbitt - yes he is a little joker!
Iota - I worry about just how much he does care!
legend - oh no! That's dreadfull! as in dreafully funny!!!!
Too funny...and I take back what I said about life on your farm sounding lovely...that much shit changes everything...
We're having these conversations inourhouse too. Boys... what would they do without their mothers?
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