Down wid da gold.
All the symptoms were there right in front of you but you failed to do anything about them.
- He suddenly wants to be cuddled all the time - so he can surrepticioulsy wipe his nose across your chest.
- You find yourself listening to heavy breathing down the phone - and it isn't your stalker or even your husband, merely a minor nosey parker wanting to know who you were speaking to...
- Nose picking grows more prevalent - and you know that hoovering out the car is a definite MUST this weekend.
- There are ghostly goings on in the dead of the night - and you have to budge up in bed as your snot nosed heavy breathing little friend spends the rest of the night placing his freezing feet on all those extremities not coverd by your nightie.