Thursday, 17 February 2011

True Friendship

Bearing in mind I am dying here, dav blocked dose dan cunnut breath, dav ear ache dan feel sick bestedest friend sent me this. It really cheered me up especialy number 7. Felt I needed to share...

Are  you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but  never actually come close to reality?
Well,  here is a  series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1.  When you are sad ~  I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2.  When you are blue ~ I   will try to dislodge whatever is choking  you.
3   When you smile ~ I  will know you are thinking of something that I would  probably want to be involved in..
4.  When you are  scared ~ I  will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried  ~  I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6.   When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7.  When   you are sick ~  Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't  want  whatever you have..
8.   When you fall ~ I will  laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

10 comments:

Michelloui | The American Resident said...

Hahahahaha! Loved this!

Hope you feel better soon. x

mrsnesbitt said...

Loved this!

muummmmeeeeee...... said...

Just fab and totally spot on...

Expat mum said...

That last pee comment made me spit my tea out! Ha ha ha.

Tattie Weasle said...

Michelloui - It tickled me too!
Mrs Nesbitt - It was sent with love I think!
muummmmeeeeee - scarily spot on!
Expat Mum - yup the pee thing got to me too...

Von said...

Oh!Love it! Hope you will be very better, very soon.
PS what's that goose doing there at the second comment?

Miss Sadie said...

With friends like that, . . . you'll do just fine!

Sorry you're feeling poorly. Perhaps some extra bottled medicine would help.

Mother Hen said...

This is so funny! Where the hell did you get it?? Number 6 especially.

Ladybird World Mother said...

Absolutely fab... LOVE it! Might have to cut and paste. Now you get better mighty fast. xxx

Reluctant Runner said...

That's quite funny ... and rings true!

Hope you're on the mend soon.

Go on you know you want to...

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