Bearing in mind I am dying here, dav blocked dose dan cunnut breath, dav ear ache dan feel sick bestedest friend sent me this. It really cheered me up especialy number 7. Felt I needed to share...
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3 When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in..
4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have..
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.